Here are the top 10 reasons why many Democratic leaders are simply out of touch with America and why the Democratic Party may not soon reclaim the White House or Congress.
By Adam Sparks
In order to be a real Democrat, you have to believe that:
1. The most preventable disease, the AIDS virus, is caused by a lack of federal funding.
2. Social promotion in schools is good, and tests are either discriminatory or don't measure anything.
3. Global temperature changes are due not to cyclical, documented changes in Earth's climate but to too many yuppies driving SUVs.
4. Capital punishment is wrong but abortion on demand is the cat's meow.
5. Businesses are mean spirited and create oppression, and big governments are honest and create prosperity.
6. Hunters and farmers don't care about nature, but designer-suited environmental lawyers do.
7. We should change all our foreign policy to appease the terrorists to protect ourselves from their bombings.
8. Our taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
9. Standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.
10. Millions of illegal aliens are good for our economy, but the businesses that hire them are bad.
Source: SF Gate
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May 21 2003, 15:54:50 UTC 9 years ago
number five really amuses me.
May 22 2003, 09:20:39 UTC 9 years ago
8. Our taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
I laughed out loud reading that.
May 21 2003, 16:12:44 UTC 9 years ago
May 21 2003, 16:13:12 UTC 9 years ago
Standardized tests are racist and discriminatory.
Our school system is so Asian-centered, it's disgusting. Asian-American students have lower dropout rates and higher test scores than white, black, and hispanic students. What the fuck? I hate this racist country. White people are the black people of the 21st Century.I just pulled that last part out of my ass, along with a 12" strip of dental floss. I'm as puzzled as you are.
May 22 2003, 09:06:25 UTC 9 years ago