JKP: America's Favorite Conservative Playboy ([info]jameskpolk) wrote in [info]conservatism,
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Thought I would share this with you all

Here are the top 10 reasons why many Democratic leaders are simply out of touch with America and why the Democratic Party may not soon reclaim the White House or Congress.
By Adam Sparks

In order to be a real Democrat, you have to believe that:

1. The most preventable disease, the AIDS virus, is caused by a lack of federal funding.

2. Social promotion in schools is good, and tests are either discriminatory or don't measure anything.

3. Global temperature changes are due not to cyclical, documented changes in Earth's climate but to too many yuppies driving SUVs.

4. Capital punishment is wrong but abortion on demand is the cat's meow.

5. Businesses are mean spirited and create oppression, and big governments are honest and create prosperity.

6. Hunters and farmers don't care about nature, but designer-suited environmental lawyers do.

7. We should change all our foreign policy to appease the terrorists to protect ourselves from their bombings.

8. Our taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

9. Standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't.

10. Millions of illegal aliens are good for our economy, but the businesses that hire them are bad.

Source: SF Gate

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  • 5 comments

[info]queendisko

May 21 2003, 15:54:50 UTC 9 years ago

LOL!!

number five really amuses me.

[info]jameskpolk

May 22 2003, 09:20:39 UTC 9 years ago

My favorite:

8. Our taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

I laughed out loud reading that.

[info]broadwaybaby14

May 21 2003, 16:12:44 UTC 9 years ago

So true!!!

[info]stremph

May 21 2003, 16:13:12 UTC 9 years ago

Standardized tests are racist and discriminatory.

Our school system is so Asian-centered, it's disgusting. Asian-American students have lower dropout rates and higher test scores than white, black, and hispanic students. What the fuck? I hate this racist country. White people are the black people of the 21st Century.

I just pulled that last part out of my ass, along with a 12" strip of dental floss. I'm as puzzled as you are.

[info]ruck1977

May 22 2003, 09:06:25 UTC 9 years ago

this is great!
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